You
may be wondering where lies truth:
the noise you hear upon your roof
is not hail, but a cattle hoof.
the noise you hear upon your roof
is not hail, but a cattle hoof.
A
cow has tried to cross the moon
but found out painfully and soon
that such attempts all lead to ruin.
but found out painfully and soon
that such attempts all lead to ruin.
Mad
cow – yes – a dread disease;
nothing to put the bull at ease
naught to strengthen failing knees.
nothing to put the bull at ease
naught to strengthen failing knees.
Yet
in life’s existential puzzle
when Hunter red you choose to guzzle
and eat his flesh and gravy suzzle.
when Hunter red you choose to guzzle
and eat his flesh and gravy suzzle.
Just
gobble up and don’t feel down:
don’t let his footprint make you frown;
his methane’s hot, it has been shown.
don’t let his footprint make you frown;
his methane’s hot, it has been shown.
But
beef’s the answer, of that I’m sure:
to keep in place the global poor –
enhance the rich a little more.
to keep in place the global poor –
enhance the rich a little more.