Cockatoos developed [an] enthusiasm for biting
into the cables, the NBN said, as a way to keep their beaks in top working
condition - Huffington
Post
Cockatoos heave
eaten our table
digesting
its fabric and wood
but now the
new national cable
has become
their regular food.
They have
eaten all of the railing
and flooring
that once was our deck
so if
cockies are causing the failing
of cable I
gloat: “What the heck?”
They are
keeping their beaks in top order
by eating
the data in bytes.
It’ll cause a
gut-based disorder
and diminish
consumer-based rights
to speedy
transmission of Twitter
from Trump
to his friends Down-in-Under,
but what,
may I ask could be fitter,
than thus
cut us from US asunder?
So a toast
to our cockatoo friends
whose
relentless destructive digestions
will force
us all in the end
to use
non-cable suggestions.
Take two
cans in your hands if you please:
link them
with string – quite long.
Listen with
joy at your ease
as your
friend bursts forth into song.
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