What did you do with your stimmy*?
Didn’t waste it, I hope, on the nags.
Did you give it to naughty young
Jimmy?
In which case it went up in fags.
Thank God for the Covid that shook
the tight fists deep in the coffers
showering dollars that made us all
look
like voters grabbing their offers.
Am I my brother’s job keeper?
No way – I couldn’t care less:
He’s an unemployed non-job sleeper,
so I’ll grab his allowance for
Bess.
Nice for once to have enough cash
to buy steak and chips – quite a
change.
Won’t splurge on anything rash
‘cept bacon and eggs – free-range.
I s’pose one day it will go
and heave us back in the poo.
But stimmy was quite a good show.
Here’s to it – ‘n Covid ‘n you!
*stimmy is American slang for the stimulus payments made
to individuals during Covid.
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