Monday, July 13, 2015

PRENEZ GARDE À LA GUILLOTINE!



What ever happened on the way
to wee? Oh dear: so tell me when 
he sadly lost his head, this man
whose little body marks the door for men?
 
Who could have done this tragic thing
vandalizing by decapitation?
Poor chap would have had no interest left 
in his bowel or bladder function.
 
This was the old French way I guess - 
no messy bullets, mainlined medication
or electric shock – just a sudden 
clean chop finale to all meditation. 
 
It’s a warning to all urgent males:
take careful aim and do not let it drip. 
Woe betide the man who in his haste
undoes his zip and simply lets it rip. 

A small but quite effective guillotine 
is kept here just to deal with this
offence – details left to your imagination –
if you don’t learn precisely how to piss.

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